The Episodes

Psycho...er um...Cycle 1

Overview: Our fav space monkey rocket jockey is thrown into an unknown area of space immediately getting into trouble with the local rent-a-cops (typical americans!), catching the eye of the resident "humanoid" spacebabe, meets up with Tentacleboy, Our Lady in Blue and the slug dude.

Career Moves: Spacemonkey tries his diplomacy skills (HA!) then decides to color images on Moya's floors while babbling on about slingshots. Aeryn gives up her day job. Tentacleboy, Blue and Sparky get their freedom and they all fly happily ever after into the Uncharted Territories.

Rating: ***

Overview:  The crew land the ship in a bog to muffle the galaxy's largest car alarm and get mixed up with the local hicks.

Career Moves: Rocket Jockey tries his hand at being a professional skull maximizer, attempts more diplomacy (nooo!!!), and discovers that even PK devices are easier to program than VCRs (earth's ultimate weapon against alien invaders). D'argo and Aeryn hangout in a tree . Blue performs a Delvian mindmeld with Moya and Frogboy does brain surgery (eek!)

Rating: *

Overview:  Space beetles infest the giant flying space turkey while PK Marauders wander aimlessly in their Hyundai.

Career Moves: Moya becomes the local roach motel/hive, Spacemonkey again tries his diplomacy skill (catch a hint dude), teaches D'argo about Xeroxes, shows off his acting ability to the PKs and generally worries about Aeryn, Blue plays medtech and mothers John & Aeryn, D'argo complains, Aeryn walks around aimlessly and Slug dude shows  the proper use of diplomacy.

Rating: ***

Overview:  More tentacle people come aboard, Crichton bounces around in time and no one seems to notice.

Career Moves: Spacemonkey tries becoming a do-it-yourself-Timelord, Tentacle-boy and Tentacle-girl ogle each, Zhaan does her Vorlon impersonation, Aeryn kicks Scorvian butt but gets zapped, Sparky munches and the DRDs wander aimlessly. In the end Rocketjockey saves everyones collective keisters.

Rating: *****

Overview:  Slugman gets kidnapped while the crew is "yachting". Blue chick does the goody two shoes bit with a drugged up Tabloid reporter. <g>

Career Moves: Spacemonkey show cases his water balloon throwing skills, learns how NOT to fire a pule rifle, plays rugby with the local tabloids (yeah, yeah: tavloids and tavleks!!), sets a new Galactic Blue Jungle Sprint record and plays Laser Tag. Rygel soaks up some mud, annoys people, gets killed and revived, still managing to look like his usual frog-ness. D'argo bleeds alot and allows Aeryn to wack him a few. (I wonder which emnjoyed that more?)

Rating: ***

Overview:  A derelict PK command carrier becomes the attention of our spaceturkey bound crew and some really pissed off fire breathing frogs.

Career Moves:   D'argo, Aeryn and John do their scavenger impersonation, Monkeyboy falls for dizty PK blond and learns the meaning of opposites attract, Aeryn gets pissed and blows up a fire breathing fishhead alien, Froggies attack, Tentacleboy roars, Our Lady in Blue becomes rather flexible (Morally, you gutter snipes!), and Frog boy hacks a loogie on his old nemesis.

Rating: **

Overview:  Our favortie Spaceape has to figure out why Tentacleboy and Blue want to stay with the Happy Magic Turnip People while our resident Spacebabe and Shroomy pilot bond over Slugman's explosive personality.

Career Moves: Monkeyboy showcases his evasive maneuvers to the others, learns an all new meaning to having rattlers in his stomach, heaves his guts out on the local quisine (remember what they say: Don't drink the water!), gets himself a nice little tan while learning some farming skills, and becomes best buds with the local princess. D'argo and Zhaan farm and party like it's 1999. (*whack* Ow! OK, bad joke.). Aeryn tries her hand at making Rygel-cicles and blowing stuff up.

Rating: ****

Overview:  While visiting yet another waste hole of a planet, Monkeyboy naturally falls into the clutches of the local Count Dracula.

Career Moves: Rocketjockey tries his hand at astral projection, gives another go at diplomacy (moron!) with Crais, shows some surprising pike fighting ability (a closet SCA member eh Johnny?), gets the crap kicked out of him by Crais, kicks the crap out of Crais, and gets to pulverize the local omnipotent being, Aeryn and D'argo play Statues and Zhaan decides to get in touch with the dark side while flirting with the local Red Priest.

Rating: ***

Overview:  Giant talking rat offers the way home to the gang, for a price.

Career Moves: Rocket jocky gets a needle stuck in his eye, gets some good quality drinking time in with the Spacebabe, shows his ability to play Tag with Rygel, shatters the crystal map thingy, philosophizes with the Rat-guy and then help Spacebabe regain her old job as resident PK. The Three Amigos fight over some cheesy little crystal with a map. D'argo shows he's equally good with his funky guitar as he is with is super ginsu blade. Aeryn tries new career options, like becoming Pilot.

Rating: *****

Overview:  Tentacle boy causes the Flying Space Turkey to wig out and the DRDs revolt against their biological oppressors.

Career Moves: Tentacle boy falls out of the Space Turkey and then wanders around in a stupor hugging and kissing the crew. Meanwhile, Pilot takes a nap, Our Lady in Blue does the scientist thing, the resident ass kicking Spacebabe gets tied up in a game of Tister with the amok DRDs and then decides to continue exploring her career options as Pilot and Leviathan neuro-surgeon. Not to be outdone, Spacemonkey plays Lasertag with the DRDs, talks some sense into the Tentacle guy, plys his diplomacy skills with the DRDs (hey it worked this time! *gasp*) and finds out their beloved Space Turkey is knocked up.

Rating: *****

Overview:  Rocket-jockey and the Spacebabe land on a planet that houses the rejects from a Mad Max movie.

Career Moves:  Spacemonkey does his manly man routine to impress the local canine patrol, Aeryn receives a love letter from Crais and showcases her tech abilities, Our Lady In Blue has a little too much fun with solar flares, Tentacle boy does a cool strut across the desert, almost becomes dog chow, and then become best buds with our beloved Monkeyboy. Slug dude complains while Shroomy and the spaceturkey float around.

Rating: *****

Overview:  The Blue People invite the gang over to play.

Career Moves:  Our Lady In Blue and Spacemonkey take a trip down memory lane, Spacebabe becomes a complete ditz, Tentacle-boy has visions of little Tentacleboy, Slug man deflates somewhat <G>, Blue and Monkey boy exhange ideas (like just how do translator microbes interpret chicken-speak), Johnny chops down a tree. :)

Rating: *****

Overview:  Spacemonkey and Spacebabe get horizontal (almost!). Oh, and some other stuff happens.

Career Moves: Monkeyboy and the Spacebabe share some quality (ahem) time in the pod exchanging ideas and tongues. Meanwhile, D'argo makes a "spcial" friend and Our Lady in Blue and Slugman entertain the guests from the local garbage collectors union.

Rating: *****

Overview:  When Monkeyboy goes out on a joy ride, the Space Turkey has a sudden craving for pickles and ice cream and starbursts to the nearest convenience store.

Career Moves:  Monkeyboy hangs out with the beautiful people, gets a nice tan, fishes and attracts the interest of the local chief's daughter. Slugman is deified,Our Lady in Blue acts pissy, Spacebabe builds a cannon on the Giant Space Turkey (proving PK soldiers and human inspired tech work can make nifty useless items), and Tentacleboy kicks the crap out of the local bullies.

Rating: *****

Overview:  Slugman's ol' buddy shows up with a fugitive from a "Cats" tour.

Career Moves:  Spacemonkey shows off his catering abilities, pulls a few body slams (watched WWF a few times back home, eh?), decides to try out his psycho ax murderer routine but settles for becoming Moya's bocci balls champion. Spacebabe does some hero worshiping and gets trussed up for her trouble, Tentacle boy gets caged, Blue bounces around hyperactively, Miss Goth Kitty thang slinks about, and Slug dude actually shows some courage for once.

Rating: *****

Overview:  Spacemonkey goes home.

Career Moves: Our favorite Rocket Jockey takes a trip down memry lane with his frogness, tentacle boy, and spacebabe cuteousy of some intergalactic Disney Land aliens. Rocketjockey gets a taste of home (remember: if we're ever invaded by aliens offer them chocolate!!), sees Rygel's "better half", let's Spacebabe play in the rain, gets some good quality time in with his fav PK, decides to go postal, and then goes back to the space turkey. Spacebabe gets to have beer and Crichton while Frogboy porks out on marjoles and Tentacle boy just sorta sits around. {Hmm. Who knows maybe they let him surf the net for awhile.)

Rating: *****

Overview:  The Spaceturkey gets stuck in Starburst

Career Moves: Spacemonkey discovers the joys of craldar, heaves his guts in the Vomitorium realm, plays charades with Spacebabe in the Screamatorium, swaps jokes with his Frgness in the Happy Yellow Realm, sticks his head in a hole, and becomes the 1st Interdimensional Marathon man in the 500 microt Levithan sprint. Meanwhile, Spacebabe wanders around the Screamatorium with some funky headsets, Tentacleboy throws up his lunch, Froggy tries new career options like being a standup comedian, Gothkitty decides to try out being a sidekick to Spacemonkey, Blue searches for religion in the realm beyond, the Spaceturkey tries the hard way to replicate itself and Pilot acts wiggy.

Rating: ****

Overview:  Rocketjockey and Spacebabe entertain some lost PKs whose Hyundai broke down. Meanwhile, Gothkitty and his Slugness awaken one pissed off high IQ virus (OK, high in regards to our two resident sneak thiefs).

Career Moves: Spaceape auditions for PK Captain, EvilJohn makes his debut appearance, and then eventually gets to blow up Evil bug infested PK Captain and his Hyundai (OK admit it! How many of you would love to nuke a Hyundai? C'mon! You know you wanna! Meanwhile, Spacebabe ogles the requesite hunky PK Commando Captain, bitches a lot and gets stabbed for her trouble. Blue does the medtech thingy to reveal the nasty-bug and Tentacleboy blows up a lot of stuff with his qualta blade. (Y'know the crew really needs some target practice. My dead cat can shoot straighter!). In the end every one dies! OK, ok...only the PKs die.

Rating: ***

Overview:  Our beloved Rocketjockey dashes off to play hero to Spacebabe and meets up with PK Ditzy Blonde and Skeletor.

Career Moves: Rocketjockey does the bad ass PK thang with Gothkitty filling the role of required sidekick, showcases his new and improved PK accent, hangs out in a bar, meets up with ol' blonde whatshername, gets captured, screams a lot and gets to be the new contestant of the PK version of 'This is Your Life'. Miss Gothkitty teases the resident lecher PK looser over giving "good value". Meanwhile back at the ranch...er...well, you get the idea...Tentacleboy and Blue plug Spacebabe into the Spaceturkey. Frogboy wander the ship somewhere else an Pilot...pilots.

Rating: *****

Overview:  Spacebabe does her Terminator routine to rescue Spaceape and the Lightbulb dude while the Spaceturkey gives birth.

Career Moves: Rocketjockey enters the finl round of PK THis is Your Life, shows his good lungs off by screeching, befriends a lost GE Lightbulb repairman, enters Crais into PK Skeletor's This is Your Life competition, blows the crap out some PKs. Meanwhile, Spacebabe drags herself from her brush with Death (Ha!) whips out ye ol' (NRA approved) Pulse Rifle and storms the castle gates! (OK, so she infliltrated the base.), gave ol' PK Psychoboy a shock (heh heh) and happily slaughters the walking PK targets sent to stop the escape. Tentacleboy and Blue help Spacebabe. Meanwhile, Miss Gothkitty and his Frogness try thier hand at Leviathan midwifery.

Rating:

Overview:  The gang meet up with an alien with a really bad calcium deficiency problem while Spacebabe bonds with PK Baby Spaceturkey

Career Moves: Spaceape wanders through a jungle, gets hunted by resident carnivour, learns Blue is a renegade rhododendron. Tentacleboy gets a realy bad case of allergies. Blue is in flora heaven, gets added to some local nut's plant collection and experiences the UT's version of Miracle Grow. Shroomy worries while Spacebabe bonds with PK Spaceturkey. Gothkitty hands out advice and thwacks to his Frogness. PK Psychoboy has a bad hair day.

Rating: ****

Overview:  Rocketjockey and the gang have a planetwide weenie roast for Skeletor and the PKs.

Career Moves: Spaceape gets an anarchy lesson from the resident Herbicidal Plantlady, gets a smooch from Gothkitty, has a man to man chat with ol' PK Psychoboy, and takes up Spacesurfing with Tentacleboy. Meanwhile, his Slugness tries to sell out the gang, PK Psychoboy goes native, Spacesbabe bitches about not getting to go Spacesurfing with Spaceape and Gothkitty does Emeril proud.

Rating: *****