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TITLE: Skribble
AUTHOR: Browny, Gray, Anne, Becca, and Ma'ah
TYPE: Humor
RATING: G
DISCLAIMERS: Earth: Final Conflict and all characters are the property of Tribune Entertainment and affiliates (Kirschner-Roddenberry, Atlantis, etc.)
NOTES: Warning: A joke  sig on the efc-fanfic mailing list becomes an impromptu short story. This is what happens when EFC  is in reruns. We can not be held responsible for the following madness. =). Bwaa-haa-haa-haa.
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Skribble
by Browny, Gray, Anne, Becca, and Ma'ah 

"Okay, how about this... Imagine if they cross a Skrill with a
Tribbel?" --Browny  (The fateful question that started it all.)

From Gray:

Lili: Hey Boone! You need to shave your skrill!
Boone: Hey! Not funny!
skrill: <purr, purr>
Lil: Aww, can I keep him?
Boone: Uh, Lili he's kinda attached, y'know what I mean?
skrill: <purr, purr>
Lili: Oh well, you can sleep on the floor.
Boone: Gee, thanks. <pause> You buy dinner?
skrill: <purr> food? <purr>
Lili: Sure.
Boone: OK. Let's go little buddy.
skrill: <purr, purr> kewl <purr, purr>
Lili: Aww....how adorable.

From Anne:

The next morning, Resistance Headquarters.....
(Lili and Boone enter.  Lili is petting the skrill.  Boone is shooing
her away.  The skrill purrs continously.  I'm just too lazy to give it
its own lines.)
BOONE:  But Lili!  Its my turn!
LILI:  Boone, I wasn't finished.  (He yanks his arm away.  Lili puts
on a hurt expression, and remains mesmerised.  Doors rushes over)
DOORS:  Boone!  Cover that thing up!  Look what its done to Lili. 
(They look.  She's stroking it again.  So is Boone.  Doors is staring
at it, shaking his head)
DOORS:  Don't you get it?  It must be a trap.  (He reaches out for it)
DOORS:  But its... its.. its just so cute.  How can anything so cute
be evil?  (He pets it.  He gestures and the rest of the Resistance
comes over.  They're all petting it.  Suddenly, Zo'or and Sandoval
burst in.  They walk over to the Resistance and the furry skrill.)
ZO'OR:  At last, my evil plans to take over humans will work.  Agent
Sandoval... arrest this filth.  Sandoval?  Sandoval?  (Sandoval is now
petting it as well)
SANDOVAL:  Zo'or!  It is amazing.  Come see it, marvel at this piece
of superior Taelon technology.  (Zo'or looks at it, and begins to pet
it as well)
ZO'OR:  Well, this just once.  (Da'an bursts in, and kills Zo'or, who
was transfixed by the skrill, like the others.)
BOONE:  Thank you Da'an.  Now humans, Taelons and Skrill/Tribble
hybrids can live together in harmony.  Won't you pet it?  (Da'an looks
at it)
DA'AN:  Its so cute... no...  (He shakes his head)  
DA'AN:  But its not that great.  (The others gasp, then pull back and
nod.)
BOONE:  You're right.  Lili, can you get me that razor you mentioned? 

(Everything is returned somewhat to normal.  Only, now that Zo'or is
gone, everyone is happier.  The Resistance HQ is turned into a
Skrill/Tribble farm [you've seen them on tv and implants everywhere,
now welcome one into your home], Augur does the webpage, Doors
mellows, wears overalls and takes in orphaned Tribble/Skrills to make
up for his past.  Meanwhile, Ha'gel never shows, Boone is alive, the
Sleeper forgets to wake up and everyone lives happily ever after.)

From Becca:

Hmmmmm.....Fuzzy, cooing, deadly skrills....I think we have a marketable idea here, folks! ;)

From Ma'ah:

I like the idea of furry skrills but the thought of bathing them is
unbearable.

Can you imagine the smell of wet skrill hair?  Worse than dog surely!

How long do you have to blow dry them?  

Buy Skrill Conditioner for that beautiful flowing hair.

Can a skrill fire with bangs hanging over its eyes?  Does it have eyes?

Other Skrill Silliness:

"Skrill for a Thrill"   (From Gray)

"Got Skrill?"   (From Gray)

"Got Skribble?"  (From Becca)

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Copyright 1998 Browny, Anne, Gray, Becca and Ma'ah