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TITLE: Skribble
AUTHOR: Browny, Gray, Anne, Becca, and Ma'ah
TYPE: Humor
RATING: G
DISCLAIMERS: Earth: Final Conflict and all characters are the property of
Tribune Entertainment and affiliates (Kirschner-Roddenberry, Atlantis,
etc.)
NOTES: Warning: A joke sig on the efc-fanfic mailing list becomes
an impromptu short story. This is what happens when EFC is in
reruns. We can not be held responsible for the following madness. =).
Bwaa-haa-haa-haa.
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Skribble by Browny, Gray, Anne, Becca, and Ma'ah
"Okay, how about this... Imagine if they cross a Skrill with a
Tribbel?" --Browny (The fateful question that started it all.)
From Gray:
Lili: Hey Boone! You need to shave your skrill! Boone: Hey! Not funny! skrill: <purr, purr> Lil: Aww, can I keep him? Boone: Uh, Lili he's kinda attached, y'know what I mean? skrill: <purr, purr> Lili: Oh well, you can sleep on the floor. Boone: Gee, thanks. <pause> You buy dinner? skrill: <purr> food? <purr> Lili: Sure. Boone: OK. Let's go little buddy. skrill: <purr, purr> kewl <purr, purr> Lili: Aww....how adorable.
From Anne:
The next morning, Resistance Headquarters..... (Lili and Boone enter. Lili is petting the skrill. Boone is shooing her away. The skrill purrs continously. I'm just too lazy to give it its own lines.) BOONE: But Lili! Its my turn! LILI: Boone, I wasn't finished. (He yanks his arm away. Lili puts on a hurt expression, and remains mesmerised. Doors rushes over) DOORS: Boone! Cover that thing up! Look what its done to Lili. (They look. She's stroking it again. So is Boone. Doors is staring at it, shaking his head) DOORS: Don't you get it? It must be a trap. (He reaches out for it) DOORS: But its... its.. its just so cute. How can anything so cute be evil? (He pets it. He gestures and the rest of the Resistance comes over. They're all petting it. Suddenly, Zo'or and Sandoval burst in. They walk over to the Resistance and the furry skrill.) ZO'OR: At last, my evil plans to take over humans will work. Agent Sandoval... arrest this filth. Sandoval? Sandoval? (Sandoval is now petting it as well) SANDOVAL: Zo'or! It is amazing. Come see it, marvel at this piece of superior Taelon technology. (Zo'or looks at it, and begins to pet it as well) ZO'OR: Well, this just once. (Da'an bursts in, and kills Zo'or, who was transfixed by the skrill, like the others.) BOONE: Thank you Da'an. Now humans, Taelons and Skrill/Tribble hybrids can live together in harmony. Won't you pet it? (Da'an looks at it) DA'AN: Its so cute... no... (He shakes his head) DA'AN: But its not that great. (The others gasp, then pull back and nod.) BOONE: You're right. Lili, can you get me that razor you mentioned? (Everything is returned somewhat to normal. Only, now that Zo'or is gone, everyone is happier. The Resistance HQ is turned into a Skrill/Tribble farm [you've seen them on tv and implants everywhere, now welcome one into your home], Augur does the webpage, Doors mellows, wears overalls and takes in orphaned Tribble/Skrills to make up for his past. Meanwhile, Ha'gel never shows, Boone is alive, the Sleeper forgets to wake up and everyone lives happily ever after.)
From Becca:
Hmmmmm.....Fuzzy, cooing, deadly skrills....I think we have a marketable idea here, folks! ;)
From Ma'ah:
I like the idea of furry skrills but the thought of bathing them is unbearable. Can you imagine the smell of wet skrill hair? Worse than dog surely! How long do you have to blow dry them? Buy Skrill Conditioner for that beautiful flowing hair. Can a skrill fire with bangs hanging over its eyes? Does it have eyes?
Other Skrill Silliness:
"Skrill for a Thrill" (From Gray)
"Got Skrill?" (From Gray)
"Got Skribble?" (From Becca)
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Copyright 1998 Browny, Anne, Gray, Becca and Ma'ah