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TITLE: I Wanna Be A Taelon
AUTHOR: Sabbath & Karolyn Gray <kmgray3@aol.com>
TYPE: Filk/Humor
RATING: G
DISCLAIMERS: All Earth: Final Conflict characters is the property of Tribune Entertainment and all related affiliations
(Kirshner-Roddenberry, Atlantis, etc.)
SPOILERS: "The Joining"
NOTES: This is what happens when you let demented people play with powerful weapons! (ok..ok...so it only
happens when an EFC-hater (Sabbath) listens to one to many 80's songs and an EFC-lover (Gray) agrees to help write
and post it to the web.)Doing this really makes you wonder aboutthe music of the 80s! Some parts neither of us could
figure how to change so we left it in place. You have been warned!!!! Apologies for destroying Boy's Don't Cry's "I
Wanna Be a Cowboy".
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I Wanna Be A Taelon 
by Skrills Don't Hiss

(Boone's voice)
Riding in the shuttle,
I've got my global - on,
I've got my cvi - working.

I've got my Companion aboard.
He's called a....T-t-t-t-t-taelon
Of course.

(Chorus)
I wanna be a Taelon
and you can be my implant
I wanna be a Taelon
and you can be my implant
I wanna be a Taelon

(Lili's voice)
Flying the shuttle, a pilot,
Following my man.
His name is Boone,
Can you believe that?

Crashing in the Appalachians
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes

(Chorus)
I wanna be a Taelon
and you can be my implant
I wanna be a Taelon
and you can be my implant
I wanna be a Taelon

(Boone's voice)
Looking like a hero,
Lili at my side,
Looking for my backup.

Out on the horizon,
I see a light show.
Ha'gel's on the warpath 
(Ha'gel voice) Implant shoot-em with bored skrill.

(Boone's voice)
Or not.

(Chorus)
I wanna be a Taelon
and you can be my implant
I wanna be a Taelon

(Boone's voice)
My name is Boone,
And one day I'll be dead boo hoo.

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Copyright 1998 Karolyn Gray, Sabbath and Skrillwerks Story Archive.