The Earth: Final Conflict Skrillings Page

Characters

Willy D. Loon- CPA implant/renaissance member

Late Loon-Willy's wife

Lulu Market-former ZX War Marine/Contraption pilot/renaissance member

Donothing Boors-Founder of the Renaissance Festival and Booring International

Gosh Ima Boors-son of Donothing Boors

Whoami Belhop-Renaissance doctor/Contraption scientist

Hogger- computer hacker that snorts like a pig

Yawn, a Tellon -North American Contraption...wins over the public by boring them to sleep

Zorro- Contraption who has yet to understand the finer points (heh heh) of fencing

Go'on-So called Cyanide leader no one can remember actually ever see do anything

Heehaw-Tellon scientist known for laughing like a mule

Nyet-Reknowned Tellon who developed 1000 ways to say no

(Season 2) Lame Needaid-pathetic half Kanopener-Da'man

Shovel Bucket-Irish CPA who can dish it out

Doneall Sandshovel-FBI CPA, aide to Yawn

(Season 2) Doctor Missedya Carp

James Hike

(Season 2) Hazardous-Willy D Loone after the Void

(Season 2) Bye-ya- Silly ditz Lame brought from an alternate Earth

squids characters
Wander-Loon's bioengineered squid calculator/weapon that always trying to run away, draggin Loon along with it.

Wavin'-Sandshovel's bioengineered squid calculator/weapon with a penchant for waving to its enemies instead of calculating

Big Mama- 'nuff said. Wander and Wavin's ma squid.

Races
Contraptions/The Tellon
Da'man
Jarof idiots
Kanopener

CPA implant

Monologue

Season 1

Three yawns ago they went lame, 
Forever altering the future of Da Man's TV.
Willy Loon's life is a bore
Da Man caught between two writers
Assigned accountant to the Contraptions 
Underpaid travel agent for the Libertarians
Willy D Loon searches for da tooth.

Episodes

101. Indecision

Wil D. Loon is approached by the Contraptions to become a CPA (Apparently the Tellons are very poor accountants) after the assassination of Donothing Boor by Fast Eddy (though most didn't care since he was...well....as boor) He refuses and Sandshovel has Wil's wife, Late, killed by Justa Whore. A few days later Loon is offered the position again, meeting Lulu Market, the psychopathic ex-ZX war Marine with attitude. Lulu takes Loon to meet the Renaissance leader, Boors . Loon agrees to become their agent but draws the line at wearing silly little hats and tights and saying the secret password "Huzzah".

Doctor Whoami Belhop implants Loon with his CPA, successfully removing the annoying tendency to calculate numbers needlessly and in a highly annoying way. Loon then goes to receive his arm squid from the North American Contraption, Yawn. Sandoshovel and Loon discover Fast Eddy is dead, leaving Loon questioning his decision to help the Renaissance.

Quotes:

		Sandshovel:"There may be an initial discomfort.
		Loon: "Ooo, Goody."
		Squid (after bonding with Loone) Gawd not another of Da'man!


    		

News

January 1, 2009: Slightly redesigned the archived EFC Page and merged in the Skrillwerks Fiction Archive

January 28, 2001: It is with some regret that I announce that Skrill's EFC Page will no longer be updated. Lack of time and growing disinterest in the show are the contributing factors to this decision. Skrill's EFC Page shall remain here indefinintely for those who may have need of the information contained in this page. Time (and interest) permitting, future updates may be made to this site. Until then, I wish to thank all the visitors and contributors to this site over the past few years for their support.